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Bland T-Shirts - 200gsm Cotton.

Bland T-Shirts - 200gsm Cotton.

£8.99£17.00
★★★★★ 450+ orders
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The tee we built the whole house on. 200gsm of heavyweight cotton — substantial in the hand, structured on the body, and made to outlast the ones that cost four times as much.

There's no logo. No slogan. No designer tax folded into the price. What you're paying for is the cloth and the cut — nothing else. That's why it's £8.99 and not £35.

 

Why it lasts

  • 200gsm 100% cotton — a proper weight, not the thin, see-through kind
  • Pre-shrunk, so it won't betray you in the first wash
  • Reinforced neckline that holds its shape instead of sagging
  • Keeps its form wash after wash

 

The colours have opinions

backseat Black. GangGreen. deep PURPLE. private parts PINK. you're in YELLOW. The names are ridiculous. The tees are not. Ten shades, each one a properly considered colour with an improperly chosen name.

 

Fit

  • Size up for a relaxed look
  • Full size guide in the product images above ( last image )

 

Buy more, pay less per tee

Build a set — any colours, any sizes. The kind of wardrobe staple you don't want to own just one of.

 

Tracked UK delivery · 14-day returns · Secure checkout

Product Care+
Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not tumble dry. Iron on reverse.
Delivery & Returns+
Complimentary UK delivery on orders over £75, otherwise tracked delivery at checkout. 14-day returns — see our returns policy for full details.

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