Shipping policy

🚚 Shipping Policy

Last updated: 27-10-25

At Bland, we like to keep things simple: heavy cotton, dumb names, and shipping that actually makes sense.

We know waiting sucks - so here’s exactly how it works 👇

📦 Processing Time

We usually pack and ship your order within 1–2 business days because we’re fast, not furious.
If we’re ever running behind (like, say, your postman got lost again), we’ll let you know.

🇬🇧 UK Shipping

Standard Delivery: 2–5 business days once shipped
Express Delivery: 1–2 business days (for when patience isn’t your thing)

You’ll get a shipping confirmation email with tracking as soon as your order leaves our HQ.
Check your spam folder too - sometimes our emails like to play hide and seek.

🌍 International Shipping

Yes, we ship worldwide - because bad jokes and good shirts know no borders.
Delivery times depend on your country’s postal service and mood.
Expect anywhere from 7–15 business days (customs can be dramatic).

Heads-up: customs fees or import taxes may apply.
We wish we could pay them for you, but HMRC said no.

🚨 Lost or Missing Orders

If your order’s taking longer than expected, email support@bland.clothing and we’ll investigate faster than you stalk your ex’s Instagram.
We’ll do everything we can to get it sorted.

🧠 Address Oopsies

Double-check your shipping info before checking out.
We can’t promise miracles if you accidentally send your shirt to your old flat or your ex’s house (again).

💬 Questions?

Email us anytime at support@bland.clothing
We’re a small team powered by coffee, sarcasm, and tracking numbers - and we’ll get back to you ASAP.