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Refund policy

🧾 Returns & Refunds Policy

Last updated: 27-10-25

At Bland, we make high-quality T-shirts with stupidly good names and dangerously soft 200gsm cotton.
But if your purchase doesn’t spark joy (or sarcasm), we’ve got you covered.


💥 Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of receiving your order - as long as:

  • The item is unworn, unwashed, and in original condition

  • The tags are still attached

  • You haven’t spilt wine, tears, or bad decisions on it

If that sounds fair, email us at support@bland.clothing with your order number and reason for return.
We’ll reply faster than your last situationship.


💸 Refunds

Once your return lands back with us and passes inspection (we’ll check it hasn’t been through a festival or breakup), we’ll issue a refund to your original payment method.

Refunds usually appear within 5–10 business days, depending on your bank and the general vibes of the universe.


⚖️ Exchanges

Need a different size or colour?
We don’t do traditional exchanges yet - just return your item for a refund and place a new order for the one you actually wanted.
Think of it as a fresh start.


🚫 Non-returnable items

We can’t accept returns for:

  • Gift cards

  • Sale items

  • Anything that smells like adventure, regret, or your ex’s perfume


🤙 Need help?

Reach out anytime at support@bland.clothing
We’re a small team fuelled by caffeine, chaos, and customer satisfaction - we’ll sort it out. 

 

If your parcel does not get delivered to you, you will receive a full refund, here at bland we send all packages with tracking so we know your package arrives safely.